I laugh at all you sex-feigning CIA informants. You idiot CIA agents and informants who work so hard to stop me from having sex; I laugh at all of you.

I bet if I get a prostatectomy, get on TRT, take the correct antidepressant, and exercise, you won't succeed in stopping me from attending school.

Then you'll have to control me.

Seriously, I went 17 years on 2 drugs and didn't need sex, and all you idiots did was talk shit lol.

So stupid. So many people think sex is everything. Trust me, that's not the path to happiness.

If I get to Thailand, I'll get the surgery there, and if I don't, it will happen in a couple of months in Florida.

Some people have sex every day, and they are miserable.

I think that's what I am going to do.

I am a Virgin because of the CIA. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

You know that's what all you CIA informants from high school are paying for.

You think that if I don't have sex, I will be miserable and commit suicide, and therefore never earn an education.

I think I am getting a prostatectomy.

Hey everyone, Bush and I have something in common! Maybe I should go to Yale or Harvard. I mean, everyone else who knows about the drug and smut operation is.

1/ In 1972, George W. Bush stopped flying, skipped his required flight physical, and got grounded. His Texas Guard unit later wrote that he hadn't been "observed" there for a full year. He still got an honorable discharge, 8 months early. Never charged with anything.

2/ How AWOL works: for troops on federal duty, it's UCMJ Article 86, unauthorized absence. Gone 30+ days? Up to a dishonorable discharge and a year of confinement, more if you're caught instead of coming back on your own.

3/ Guard members on state duty aren't under the UCMJ. Missed drills mostly mean paperwork: 9+ unexcused absences in 12 months make you an "unsatisfactory participant," which can mean discharge or, in Bush's era, orders to active duty. His commanders did neither.

4/ Is AWOL a felony? The military doesn't use that word. Civilian law calls crimes punishable by over a year felonies, so a long AWOL that ends in arrest can count as felony-level. Most cases never see a court-martial. Desertion (the intent never to return) is the serious one.

This post was written by http://perplexity.ai using the deep research mode. "MOST CASES NEVER SEE A COURT-MARTIAL." Now every federal agent and every informant on the East Coast STFU!